>Top 10 Ways That Life Would Be Different If Microsoft Built Cars
>
>10. New seats would require everyone to have the same size butt.
>
>9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas(tm).
>
>8. The U.S. Government would be GETTING subsidies from an automaker,
>instead of giving them.
>
>7. The oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be replaced
>by a single "General Protection Car Fault" warning light.
>
>6. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar-powered, twice as
>reliable, five times as fast, but would only run on 5% of the roads.
>
>5. You would constantly be pressured to upgrade your car.
>
>4. You could only have one person in your car at a time, unless you
>bought Car '95 or Car NT; but then, you'd have to buy more seats.
>
>3. Occasionally, your car would just die for no reason, and you would
>have to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept this as
>normal.
>
>2. Every time the lines on the road were repainted, you'd have to buy a
> new
>car.
>
>And the number one way that life would be different if Microsoft built
>cars:
>1. People would get excited about the new features in Microsoft cars,
>forgetting completely that they had been available in other brands for
> years.

(Thanks to Marie Hansler)