> >          The Top 20 Cool Things About a Car that
> >           Goes Faster than the Speed of Light
> >
> >
> > 20> Sleep 'til noon.  Still get to work by 8:00am!
> >
> > 19> Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.
> >
> > 18> Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most
> >     states.
> >
> > 17> Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna
> >     song.
> >
> > 16> Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to
> >     carpool.
> >
> > 15> No one can see you pick your nose while you drive.
> >
> > 14> Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792.
> >
> > 13> LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds.
> >
> > 12> You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black
> >     hole driving home from work.
> >
> > 11> You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear
> >     horizontal stripes.
> >
> > 10> That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.
> >
> >  9> Kid from Mentos commercial almost guaranteed to lose
> >     a limb if he tries to duck through back seat.
> >
> >  8> Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in
> >     Quantum Physics.
> >
> >  7> Bugs never see you comin'.
> >
> >  6> You can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.
> >
> >  5> Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan
> >     "It's there before you order or it's free!"
> >
> >  4> Car makes it from Hollywood to London fast enough to
> >     not arouse suspicions of Elizabeth Hurley.
> >
> >  3> License plate: "Me=mc2"
> >
> >  2> Cigarette butts don't land in the backseat -- they
> >     land in last week!
> >
> >
> >       and the Number 1 Cool Thing About a Car that
> >          Goes Faster than the Speed of Light...
> >
> >
> >  1> Chicks dig it.

(Thanks to Ben L.)