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Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster?
A: A towtruck.

Q: What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
A: Passengers.

Q: Why does a Yugo have a heated rear window?
A: So your hands won't get cold while you're pushing it.

Q: How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
A: Push it over a cliff.

Q: Have you heard about the new Yugo convertible?
A: Researchers how found that if you tow it past 60, the top flies  
   off.

Q: How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A: Fill the tank.

Q: Did you hear about the new Yugo model being introduced?
A: It's called the 'Yugo: Screw Yourself'.

A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap  
  for my Yugo."
The dealer replied, "OK. Sounds like a fair trade."